DIY
“Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."
[Mark Twain, a Biography]”
― Mark Twain
A few years ago, I went to the library to review shop manuals for auto and home repairs. Now U Tube videos are the place to go. Watched a few and set out with my projects last weekend.
All the videos for garbage disposal replacement said it wasn't too hard, but every video mentioned cursing as a part of the process. Working under the sink holding a heavy appliance above your face is somewhat awkward. Finished this project much faster and easier than expected with only one additional trip to the hardware store. No profanity needed. This kind of repair has probably gotten easier with pvc pipe and sink adapters.
Then I moved on to a headlight replacement. Before the 80s I used to do almost all of my own car repairs from tune ups to engine overhauls. Cars were simpler to work on then, but needed work much more often. By the time the headlight assembly was taken out and the bulb replaced, my knuckles were bruised. There was so much blood dripping off one of my fingers the fender resembled a crime scene. And it was a good thing all of those bad words from the first project were saved because they were all spent for the headlight replacement.
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